Children are for people who can’t have dogs.

Everyone thinks softball is a girl’s game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.

I shop like a bull – I charge everything!

A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe’en!

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future’s veil and show, What fate now holds for you?

There’s two to wash, two to dry; There’s two who argue, two who cry; There’s two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there’s two to love!

A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he’s on the level.

If you don’t think it’s safe, it probably isn’t.

Working safely is like breathing – if you don’t, you die.

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life’s seasons.